I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize