u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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