and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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