In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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