it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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