I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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