So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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