cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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