she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
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also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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