Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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