he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
