their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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