Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We got so high we made milksteak
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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