He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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