I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
im on a boat
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