I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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