i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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