areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?