i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.