girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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