Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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