what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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