Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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