UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm like, not good at living.
Your penis caused this!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
