Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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