shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize