did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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