I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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