I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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