YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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