How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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