Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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