K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
tell me about the eggs
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