She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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