You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It was confusing and full of hummus
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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