I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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