I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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