sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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