i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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