love makes seman taste better
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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