My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I know her cup size but not her name....
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