Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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