The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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