Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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