Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
People in love make me want to vomit
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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