First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life