idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool