I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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