Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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