She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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