Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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