there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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