he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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