Little spoons don't ask big questions
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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