she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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