so explain again why im purple
no
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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