I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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