Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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