Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
the raccoons are back...
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