im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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